Bill O'Reilly: Degenerate

Bill O'Reilly: Degenerate t-shirt

I could call this guy a moral degenerate based on his horrific political opinions alone (not to mention the fact that he's crushed legitimate political discourse on television into a stinking pulp in favor of shouting and cutting people's mics off), but have you read his thriller Those Who Trespass? The guy's a total creepy perv. I know, who knew, right?

Reagan: Not Dead Enough.

Ronald Reagan: Not Dead Enough Yet t-shirt

Offensive? Sure it is. It's totally about one one-hundred-thousanth as offensive as, say, supporting the overthrow of democratically-elected governments in Latin America, or trading arms for hostages and selling guns to America's enemies to fund illegal wars, or cutting the funding to asylums so the nation's streets filled up with homeless people with mental illnesses, or stoking America's poverty crisis in a thousand other ways while giving billions of dollars in tax cuts to the ultra-wealthy, dismantling the systems that protected American citizens from corporate monopolies, and generally turning this into a country by the rich, for the rich, at the expense of the poor. So long as he read his lines properly and reminded us once again to "win one for the Gipper," we could all forget that he was slashing America to pieces. Reagan's dead, but his scumbag policies live on. Wear this shirt to tell people it isn't over yet.

Dick Cheney: Still just "Dick" to me.

Richard "Dick" Cheney t-shirt.

Isn't amazing how Dick Cheney came designed to be called precisely what you want to call him? Maybe there were a few good things about the Bush administration after all!

G. Gordon Liddy: Felon.

G. Gordon Liddy: Felon t-shirt

This is the shirt that gave me the idea of making all these shirts in the first place. I was working around the house the other day and my mind wanders, the way it does when you're doing little chores. For some reason, the subject it wandered to the subject of G. Gordon Liddy and the fact that he has a talk show in this country that people listen to.

Now correct me if I'm wrong here, but the man didn't just break the law-- he broke the law trying to subvert the very fabric of the American democratic system itself. He was involved in committing crimes to attempt to assist in dismantling the two-party system in this country in order to help Nixon and his gang achieve a level of power they didn't deserve (he also admits having planned to kill investigative journalist Jack Anderson because, you know, he exercised the first amendment to criticize the crimes of the Nixon administration-- that unpatriotic jerk!). As far as I'm concerned, this isn't just a simple crime-- it's treason, and the man is a traitor. Yet you can hear G. Gordon Liddy on Radio America, six hours a day, Monday through Friday, acting as though he's not a man who hates America and everything the constitution of this country stands for (except for the guns part-- that part's okay). G. Gordon Liddy is a 100% unamerican traitor and we owe it to people around us to remind them that he's a felon. When someone asks, as they no doubt will, what it was he did again, you can remind them that he tried to unravel the system that underpins this free society.

Hell, call his radio show! He could use a bit of the truth. Just remember to sound like a right wing nut when they screen the call so you can get on the air-- they won't let you on if you sound like you don't answer the door with your gun in your hand.