Bill O'Reilly: Degenerate

Bill O'Reilly: Degenerate t-shirt

I could call this guy a moral degenerate based on his horrific political opinions alone (not to mention the fact that he's crushed legitimate political discourse on television into a stinking pulp in favor of shouting and cutting people's mics off), but have you read his thriller Those Who Trespass? The guy's a total creepy perv. I know, who knew, right?

Oliver North: Drug-Dealing Gun-Runner

Oliver North: Drug-Dealing Gun-Runner t-shirt (featuring original mug shot!)

Hey, that guy's on the radio too! Just like G. Gordon Liddy! And just like G. Gordon Liddy, he totally and incontrovertibly broke the law by selling guns to Iran (America's enemy, remember?) and secretly funneling the profits in to support for the Nicaraguan Contras, a right-wing guerrilla group which the United States congress had voted in 1982 to cease supporting.

North was convicted but his conviction was overturned due to some amazing legal slight-of-hand, so today he gets to tell people he isn't a felon even though he did commit all those felonies, and he gets to go on Radio America pretending that he doesn't oppose most of the stuff America originally stood for!

Unlike G. Gordon Liddy, however, Oliver North actually planned to suspend the constitution of the United States of America! See below.



(oh, and he NEVER warned Congress or anyone about Osama Bin Laden, in case you've heard that one. Conservatives made that up, naturally.

G. Gordon Liddy: Felon.

G. Gordon Liddy: Felon t-shirt

This is the shirt that gave me the idea of making all these shirts in the first place. I was working around the house the other day and my mind wanders, the way it does when you're doing little chores. For some reason, the subject it wandered to the subject of G. Gordon Liddy and the fact that he has a talk show in this country that people listen to.

Now correct me if I'm wrong here, but the man didn't just break the law-- he broke the law trying to subvert the very fabric of the American democratic system itself. He was involved in committing crimes to attempt to assist in dismantling the two-party system in this country in order to help Nixon and his gang achieve a level of power they didn't deserve (he also admits having planned to kill investigative journalist Jack Anderson because, you know, he exercised the first amendment to criticize the crimes of the Nixon administration-- that unpatriotic jerk!). As far as I'm concerned, this isn't just a simple crime-- it's treason, and the man is a traitor. Yet you can hear G. Gordon Liddy on Radio America, six hours a day, Monday through Friday, acting as though he's not a man who hates America and everything the constitution of this country stands for (except for the guns part-- that part's okay). G. Gordon Liddy is a 100% unamerican traitor and we owe it to people around us to remind them that he's a felon. When someone asks, as they no doubt will, what it was he did again, you can remind them that he tried to unravel the system that underpins this free society.

Hell, call his radio show! He could use a bit of the truth. Just remember to sound like a right wing nut when they screen the call so you can get on the air-- they won't let you on if you sound like you don't answer the door with your gun in your hand.